January 2011
82 posts
You know what’s fun?
Asking a series of very well-thought out questions and then getting a one sentence response back that answers exactly none of those questions.
Fun and helpful.
I have felt like doing nothing but this all day today.
This only makes me feel better for about .5 seconds and then I try to take a deep breath and it catches in my throat.
And then I get the sad all over again.
Today, my husband and I have been together for 5 years. (Not married years)
He has to work all day (poop) and I had to take my mother to/from a medical procedure so I’m out of the office today.
As such, I am making my husband a surprise. When I told him that I was working on a surprise for him, he inquired if it was of the bedroom persuasion.
Boys.
Klassy
I had, what I like to refer to as a classy with a ‘K’, evening last night.
Feeling blue for no discernible reason, I made some shells-n-cheese and drank half a bottle of red wine while watching guilty pleasure teenage tv dramas.
And then I passed out at 10.
Klassy evening well spent.
I saw ‘Black Swan’ this weekend.
I’m still recovering…
I’m trying to reset my password for a site I barely use and so far I’ve gotten the following error messages:
*The password must contain at least one upper-case letter
*The password must contain at least one special character (such as !, @, #, etc)
*The password must be at least eight characters long
*The password must end with a non-numeric character
And you wonder why I...
My reaction to the fact that’s it’s 2:45 on a Friday and people are constantly blowing up my email with “urgent” work to be done today…
Excessive use of exclamation points irritates me irrationally.
(!!!!!!!!!!!)
I seriously cannot handle the fact that everytime I turn around another friend or celebrity is pregnant.
Is there something in the water?
My husband will not stop trying to console me about my astrological sign change. He’s even gone as far as to make sure Aries & Taurus’ are compatible.
Seriously, he needs to stop soon if he knows what’s good for him…
Sometimes it’s really hard not to go all Office Space on the communal printer in my office…
My husband is trying to tell me that they’ve added a new zodiac sign effectively making me an Aries instead of a Taurus.
Am I being a giant drama queen when I say that this is kind of ruining my day?
CABBAGE PATCH
jamesvandermemes:
WATCH VANDERMEMES ON FUNNY OR DIE
I love me some VANDERMEMES :)
I watched Funny Girl and Funny Lady during my snow day.
Ever since I’ve had nightmares about Barbra’s nails.
LOOK at those things! I mean, how does she wipe?
Currently at Bdubs and the Duke game is on. It’s painful to watch this game w UNC fans (husband).
Will be even more painful to be on campus tomorrow if we lose. Duke students can be such sadsacks…
True Story
My mother-in-law just called me to ask me how that “song from the 80s or 90s goes. You know, that one about baby got back?”
“Um…I like big butts and I cannot lie?”
“YES! Thank you, you’re the best. Bye [click]”
“imnotthatkindofgirl replied to your post:
every cop i’ve ever known has...”
– Agreed. Though it’s almost always never actually donuts.
My car got stuck in my yard this morning and a few of my cop friends stopped by to help me get it un-stuck. I then turned to Twitter & Facebook to ask for suggestions on what to do to thank my cop friends for their assistance.
The overwhelming response?
Donuts.
Guys, seriously. That’s not even the least bit funny.
SNOW DAY BITCHES!
As a transplanted Northerner to the South it irritates me that down here everything closes down at the slightest threat of snow.
However, as a transplanted Northerner to the South I am aware that I would rather be safe at home than out on the road with the idiot drivers when it’s snowing. I know that I am perfectly capable of driving in the snow, but I cannot say the same for 9 out of 10 NC...